Stop digging first

The instinct is more throttle. It is almost always wrong. Spinning wheels polish the surface under the tyre and dig the car deeper, and on wet clay they can bury a car to the sills in under a minute.

The moment you realise the car is not moving forward, come off the power. Everything after that is easier from a shallow hole than a deep one.

What is worth trying yourself

Clear the mud from in front of or behind the wheels, in whichever direction you plan to go. You are trying to remove the ramp the car has to climb.

Straighten the steering. Turned front wheels have to plough sideways as well as forwards.

Get something under the driven wheels. Car mats, gravel, twigs, a bit of old carpet. Anything with texture.

Pull away gently in second gear rather than first, which reduces the torque spike that makes wheels spin.

Rock it. Gentle forward, gentle back, building a little momentum. Do not do this for long on an automatic.

If two or three attempts do not work, stop. You are now making it worse rather than better.

Why the tow rope goes wrong

Most of the expensive damage I am called to started with a rope and a willing friend in a 4x4.

The first problem is attachment. Modern cars have a threaded recovery eye that screws into a reinforced point, usually behind a small pop-out panel in the bumper, with the eye itself in the boot toolkit. Anything else under there is a suspension arm, a subframe, an exhaust or a bumper bar, and none of them are designed to take a shock load from an angle.

The second problem is speed. A rope recovery works by snatching. A vehicle takes a run at it and the shock load does the work. That shock is exactly what tears off bumpers, bends chassis legs and occasionally breaks something on the vehicle doing the pulling.

The third problem is the rope itself. A failed rope or strap under load becomes a projectile. People have been seriously hurt by this.

What a winch does differently

A winch pulls slowly, in a controlled straight line, from a point that is meant to take the load.

Because the speed is low and constant, there is no shock. The car comes out at walking pace with the load spread properly, and the recovery can be stopped at any moment if something starts to bind.

It also lets the angle be managed. A pull can be redirected so the car comes out the way it went in, rather than being dragged sideways across a verge, which is where sills and suspension get damaged.

Where this usually happens around Milton Keynes

Field entrances and verges on the lanes around Olney, Newport Pagnell and the villages out towards Buckingham, particularly after rain.

Overflow parking at events and shows, which is grass that was fine when everyone arrived and is not by the time they leave.

Soft ground at the edge of the grid roads where someone has pulled over to let something past and dropped a wheel off the tarmac.

Ditches on unlit lanes at night, which is the one where the car is usually the least of the worries.

If the car has gone into a ditch

Check people first. If anyone is hurt, or the car is on its side or roof, that is a 999 call rather than a recovery call.

If it is simply nose-down and everyone is fine, leave it where it is. A car at an angle in a ditch can move when weight shifts, and climbing in and out to retrieve things is how people get injured.

Say on the phone that it is in a ditch rather than just stuck. It changes what is needed and means the right kit arrives first time.

Snow and ice are a different problem

Snow and mud behave differently. Mud swallows a wheel. Snow and ice take the grip away without the car sinking, which means you often have more options.

On ice, the answer is usually traction rather than pulling. Clearing the snow in front of the driven wheels, putting something gritty down, and pulling away in second gear with the gentlest throttle you can manage will often do it where full power simply polishes the surface.

The slope matters more than anything else. A car that will not climb an icy incline will often reverse down it safely and take a different route, and that is usually the better answer than a recovery.

Where you are standing matters too

A car being winched is under load. Ropes, straps and cables can fail, and when they do they travel.

Stay out of the line of the pull, well to the side, and keep everyone else there too. That includes the person filming on their phone, who is traditionally the one standing in exactly the wrong place.

If a vehicle is on soft ground at an angle, it can also move suddenly as the load comes on. Nobody should be between the car and the recovery vehicle, and nobody should be reaching into the car to retrieve things while the pull is happening.

Private land, farms and events

A lot of this work happens on land that is not a public road. Field parking at a show, a farm track, a building site, or a grass overflow car park that was fine when everyone arrived.

Two things are worth knowing. Some breakdown policies will not attend a vehicle that is off a public road, which is exactly the situation you are in. Check before assuming you are covered.

And whoever owns the land needs to know. If a recovery vehicle has to come onto a field or a yard, someone has to open a gate and agree to it. Sorting that out before the vehicle arrives saves a long wait at a locked entrance.

Common questions

Will my insurance cover being pulled out of mud?

Sometimes, under breakdown or recovery cover. Damage caused by a friend pulling you out is a different matter and often is not covered.

Can you winch a car out on your own?

Usually, yes. A winch recovery from a verge or field entrance is routine work.

Should I let the tyres down?

It increases the contact patch and occasionally helps on sand. On mud it rarely saves a car that is properly stuck, and you then have flat tyres and no compressor.